Okay. I understand the irony. I got a myspace and it kills me. But it doesn't kill me when I realize that I've had it for 2 days, and already I think it's fucking sexy compared to more than 50% of the picture crowded myspaces on the said site.

 

 

  Point is. I'm awesome.  www.myspace.com/fancyfrolics

 

                                                                                                         - Dorothy.

 Lawl. I was reading some of my old xanga entries from 2003 [first page], cause my friend Guytri mentioned to me today:

 

"Oh Dorothy, I was so bored, I went on google and looked up your screenname, and I found this wierd shit. You were talking to some girl Amelie and she was cursing at you and stuff---. She said something like 'fuck you', and what made me laugh was you were so calm about it, you said 'thank you'! "

 

And I really did, man, I was a tardbag. Funny ass shit from when I was in middle school. Lots of emo-stuff, like dark poetry that no one gives a shit about, and whining about my school-life like I just got cancer, and when I was happy-- it sounded like I FOUND the cure to cancer. Lmao.

 

Good stuff, good stuff. I would probably beat up the 12-13yr old version of me if I had the chance, cause it really did sound like a drama bitch-- to a core.

 

 

Some scrap picture I thought would fit the blog entry. Roman actors-- now I need is some raunchy Greeks. HUZZAH!

 

 

                                                                                                                                     - They're all high.

                                                                                                                                         Dorothy

 

 

[I think this is what she searched: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=novaquest90 ] lamayo!

   

   No one goes on this site anymore. It's okay, cause you reap what you sow, and the xanga phase is over. Myspace is here now-- what more do you want to do with your life than be cam-skank, and whore it up on the hot-or-not ranks. I give the bucktoothed 60 yrs old 5 stars --- she shot her picture from an obscure angle. I respect that because it's original, oh i'm sorry original in the sense that 3 of every 5 myspace users do their pics like the said 60 yr old.

 

  Schools wack, I'm through with it. Let's start a rebellion and write silly things on our locker doors. "Mr. So and so touches his students", "I don't really approve of physics", "Lunch lady Doris picks her nose!". Yes. I'd tap with my pimp cane ever so gently. Yes, my pimp cane would be one carved by Teddy Roosevelt himself, that splendid man. He's the wholesome soul of which presidents should take after.

 

  In short, Bush should wrestle a moose. Then maybe he'd have a plushie named after him, instead of the girly extras of a woman.

 

 

   I like this cat, a lot. Not because I drew him a while ago and his silliness has embedded himself in me, but when I'm old and my shawl-wearing phase kicks in, I want my cat to be high-- just like him.

 

  And he will know the flying dragons I'm talking about.

 

    

                                                                   - Dorothy.

 

 

 

 

              Yea, I havn't updated for a while for many reasons,

 

1) Xanga's dead, it's okay I still love it, but no one reads it anymore.

 

2) Life's been hectic. Between touching little boys and girls (freshman's are not given exceptions) I really don't have time to write a full length entry like every other xanga, writing about their MUNDANE lives and how they ate today and then slept later and then they woke up and they kinda felt hungry, but they only wanted a nibble so they went to Denny's only to be harassed by a hobo but that was okay cause they were skanky and liked that so they took the hobo back and he ended up being a millionaire but semi-millionaire cause he had to get married to get his inheritance but it turns out he was gay. Gay for Richard Simmons.

 

3) Any extra time I had was spent doing homework like a day ahead of time, watching anime, or drawing for commissions or leisure like this:

 

I call it "Pissed off Fairey"

 

 

                                                                              Groping at the speed of light,

                                                                              Dorothy

 

 

Note -  Commission prices are updated at isiena.deviantart.com

[click on Commissions link]

 

   Wow, long time no updates, but that's okay since 25 of you are on myspace right now clicking on the hot-or-not whore pics. It's okay, I don't blame you 'cause I don't care. So yea, new things in my life:

 

- Started up the habit of seeing my parents as no more than figureheads like the Queen of England, and Castro. The Queen being my Dad.

 

- Started up playing maple again. I enjoy it, and you might think I'm a nerd, but that's okay cause I think you're fat.

 

- Been watching a filthy amount of anime:

           - .hack//roots: recent episodes have made me totally emo, reminds me of the old gaming days when I had to pay for monthly usage. I highly recommend the anime, for many *MMORPG gamers, you can relate one if not many characters. Good shit, like crack -- only less hallucigen inducing.

            - Bleach: You know, chlorox and shit. If you didn't get that, I'm sorry.

            - Naruto: You know what it is, you might deny it but you know-- oh you know.

            - Ouran High Host Club: Nothing fills me with more joy than watch 5 guys on the borderline of gayness, and one girl. Effin yay.

            - Other animes, that I'm due to watch.

 

- Started summer school (I know what you're thinking. Don't be a *tard): For advancement, not because I failed and suprisingly enough, the Hillcrest children--- they didn't fail either. (Holy shit!)

 

- Still doing *commissions. Comon. Stop being such a *pussycat

 

- I just saw a FUCKING mouse. How did he escape from our devious ploys!?

 

            

                                                                                  - D out.

 

*MMORPG - Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game. It's so important that an acronym is used.

 

*Tard - as in retarded.

 

*Commissions -

No Color -
Head: 70 cents
Head + mid section: $2.0
Full body : $3

With Color -
Head: $1
Head + mid section: $3
Full Body: $4

(if you're a generous person, add 40cents to payment! Paypal likes to deduct money. )

+ $3.50 for a mini drawing of your choice on PAPER, will be sent to your address, and colored!

+ $3.50 for my scrap drawings which, though are scraps-- have my most creative ideas on them.

+ $3 for a drawing via computer graphics (CG) 400 x 600

+ $1.50 regular chibi in a pose or action (simple yet really fullfilling)

+ $5 for one of my random sketches, full details and character design

+ $6 for a full scale 800 x 600 wallpaper via CG

*Pussycat - haw, I was kidding, no really stop being such a pussy.